So an idiot DJ (David Mueller) groped Taylor Swift. Ms Swift, as is her right, reported said idiot DJ to his boss, who promptly fired him. Mueller, thinking of a quick payout sued Ms. Swift.
Hot Air tells us the trial is not going well for Mr. Mueller:
The attorney facing off against Taylor Swift in court appears not to have learned rule #1 in cross-examinations and/or hostile direct interrogation: Don’t ask questions without already knowing the answers. Yesterday morning, it appeared that the lawsuit filed by a DJ against Taylor Swift would backfire. The cross-examination from David Mueller’s attorney, reported by the New York Times, removes all doubt. At least from this telling, it appears to be an object lesson in everything that can go wrong for an unprepared attorney in open court.
Look folks, we are the proud father of three blonde little girls, at least one of them will no doubt one day ride on the back of a dragon. This means we get bossed around a lot. It also means that we know all the words to all of Taylor Swift's songs.
We have two rules in life: never get involved in a land war in Asia and never, ever mess with Taylor Swift. You want to end up in a Taylor Swift song? I know I don't.
Here's Mr. Mueller's bio, also the photo showing the grope in question. Ok its not really in question.
We suppose that's one way to get famous.
A career DJ it would seem. We did a little DJing in college. It was fun.
But honestly, are these not the most useless people in the music industry? What does the DJ do? Talk over the opening of the song. Talk all day long about meeting David Bowie in '74 (anyone who grew up listening to rock radio in the NYC area knows to whom we're referring to here).
Just shut up and spin the record, pal.
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