Chelsea Lately

We've noted before in this space that Hillary! plans on running again in 2020. We've also noted that she won't be alive by then. We stand by both statements.

That said the Clinton's are hedging their bets.

Chelsea, the least accomplished person in the history of the universe, has been Tweeting up a storm lately. Her Tweets are vapid and free of content but convey a general smugness. In this sense she is the perfect progressive candidate.

Now we have this 'interview'. Ah yes, Chelsea on 'sexism'. Given her father she knows all about it.

We are not interested in the interview per se, except that we hope that after servicing Chelsea appropriately, said interviewer at least got a handjob for his trouble. We doubt it even after these two tongue tornadoes:

Where does your empowerment come from?
My powerful mommy, daddy and husband.

What’s the best advice you ever received about balancing your career?
Use the millions and millions you got trading off your mommy and daddy's access.

[Those may not be Chelsea's actual answers-ed]

This is part of the package, folks. High twitter profile followed by a celebrity interview. Anthony Weiner and Huma Abedin (back to Huma? Really? -ed) got such a profile before Tony's ill-fated mayoral run.

Now Chelsea has her own.

To restate, (Jesus I just almost wrote 'Hillary')...to restate, Senator Gillibrand (S-NY) will step down, Chelsea will run/be crowned Senator in 2018. President Trump will be reelected, trouncing a Democrat sacrificial socialist, we think Bill de Blasio. [Why not Al Franken? -ed] Too Jewish. The way is thus cleared for a Chelsea candidacy in 2024.