Friday, September 30, 2016

Referring Site of the Day: Vodka and Borscht Edition

Lifevinet.ru

Ah...more Ruskis. Da, Comrade. Da.

From the about:
Hello, dear blog guests. LifevInet.ru - is a blog about interesting web services, web-applications, cloud computing, software, Internet technology, online services and their useful lives.
Just reading it I hear the opening theme from The Hunt for Red October.

Updates and Chronology

Reader Willy C asks where Castro's Folly fits in the chronology of events of the World War 1990 universe.

Good question.

Readers will recall that toward the end of Eastern Storm, Iraq invaded Kuwait at the behest of the Politburo. Seeing the success of this strategy, the Politburo will set more of its allies lose upon the world. This will involve two nations, the first being Cuba.

The Soviet Union will encourage, cajole, and prod the Cubans into making trouble in Africa via Angola, a move which leads to a major battle with the South Africans. The Cubans will in turn help the Nicaraguans mount an incursion into Honduras to destroy Contra forces there.

These are the events of World War 1990: Castro's Folly.

Castro's Folly opens with the Soviet ambassador meeting with Castro, it ends with the Soviet ambassador in Hanoi meeting with the Vietnamese premier. This will lead to trouble throughout the South China Sea and will see an ANZAC Force engage the Vietnamese. These will be the events in another novel, yet to be titled, for now lets call it Operation Pacific, actually that's not bad.

Now, Eastern Storm ends with the NATO victory in Czechoslovakia. This sets the stage for the final battle in The Final Storm. This will see fighting in Poland, in the Barents Sea and the Black Sea as NATO makes a move to force an end to the war.

The Final Storm, Castro's Folly, and Operation Pacific are happening at the same time. There are illusions to both novels in The Final Storm.

Now, as to Castro's Folly, its done, fin, finis, complete. It just needs to go into production which involves one more round of editing.

So why isn't it in production?

I just figured Castro's Folly and Operation Pacific were side theaters and it made more sense to rap up the big show first and then publish the other two. I mean, one is reading about massive tank battles in Europe and then in volume three all of the sudden your in the Honduran jungle? Mind....blown...

Maybe I'm wrong, lemme know.

By the way, I'm planning to other novels in the series. First, the IRA is going to make Maggie, really, really mad. Second, I thought it be fun to do a political novel about the election of 1992. Just think of the presidential debate, Dan Quayle vs ...probably still Bill Clinton, right?

Thursday, September 29, 2016

I am George Lucas Part Deux

Last fall I wrote a post about my big, clunky, overwritten book, Operation Eastern Storm, titling it, 'I am George Lucas'. That's not a good thing, by the way.

Well here we are again editing The Final Storm. I've already cut 5,000 and intend to cut more. I've also been reordering everything.

Believe me, The Final Storm needs it.

There's just too much going. We have the American XI Corps advancing on the Polish Plain, the Canadians and Brits on their flank, Germans going all whacky on us. It feels like the Attack of the Clones...no Revenge of the Sith.

Whatever one wants to liken it too, right now The Final Storm sucks.

Don't worry, I am very good and what I do, and soon The Final Storm will not suck.

Vehicles

Both William F. George and William Kristol have recently talked about Mr. Trump being the end of the GOP as a 'vehicle for conservatism'.

Whether or not that's true, I couldn't say. But the idea is endemic of the problem with modern conservatism.

We've talked about the problem in this space before but it deserves discussion again because its why we're in this mess.

Over the last twenty years conservatives have had this great ideology with ideas about school choice, enterprise zone, pro-growth tax rates, etc, etc...Works great in elections, right guys? This is why Mitt Romney is cruising to re-election and W. won a pair of landslides.

Look guys, no one cares about the ins and outs of public vs private garbage collection. William F. Buckley got that. Paraphrasing now, 'You guys worry about garbage collection, I'm going to save the world from communism.'

Now, the other fatal flaw we, not they, we, because I am certainly with George and Kristol, is the deification of Reagan. Hey, he was always president when I was a kid. So I tread lightly here. But you know what everyone remembers about Reagan? That's right, Morning in America and There's a Bear in the Woods. He had a few simple, strong ideas he conveyed. What were Romney's ideas? What about W's. Hey how about Bobdole?

Mr. Trump is doing the same thing. What do we remember? Crooked Hillary, Build a Wall...you know what your getting with Mr. Trump.

Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Shimon Peres,RIP

Shimon Peres,the nonagenarian Israeli figure died last night.

A founding father and figure of Israeli,and two time PM. He was on the losing side of four elections and oversaw the virtual destruction of the Israeli Labour Party. A naive believer in the so called 'Peace Process', in the late 1990s he published a book called 'The New Middle East', predicting peace and cooperation with throughout the region. A major adviser in the disastrous Barak Ministry which saw the unilateral withdrawal from Lebanon and the 2nd Intifada.

Shimon Peres, Rest in Peace.

Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Referring Site of the Day

asociaciondoutorcastro.org, whatever that is.

From the 'about';

The " Project Castro " is an initiative of the Association of Philosophical Studies "Dr. Castro "through which aims to plan and organize the Study of the Complete Works of illustrated Lugo Juan Francisco Fernandez de Castro (1721-1790). With this project the AEF "Dr. Castro "wants to claim to present neat and scholarly work of a tireless scholar of unquestionable value to the dictate of history relegated to the background depriving the later generations of Galician, Spanish and European of his fruitful intellectual creation. The ultimate goal of the project is the publication of a comprehensive and detailed study of the enormous work of this thinker who serves as a first step towards its definitive appreciation as well as a lobby for the critical edition of his writings. This study will analyze key elements of the works published during his lifetime by the Castro, as well as posthumous and any other written or own unpublished research development go bringing to light.

We've always expected a well read audience here.

Debate This!

Look, folks, I didn't watch, OK. I haven't watched one of these things since 2004. Why do that to myself?

Also, I was flat on my back with gout, so I got that going for me, you know, which is nice.

Here is what I can tell you about American debates.

We all remember Michael Dukakis' great policy ideas in the '88 debates, and Dan Quayle really showing how he was ready to lead that same year. Hey, I loved how Algore buried W under a barrage of facts and policy proscriptions. Remember how Jean Francois Kerry showed how he could lead on the international stage in 2004?

I kid, I kid, but that's my point.

Here's what everyone remembers about the '88 debate:

And Quayle in '88:

Algore in 2000:

And Jean Francois Kerry (A-Hole, MA)

All I could find was this ad.

Jesus Christ, Algore, 'What about Dingle-Norwood?' and this man was almost president. Dingle-Norwood, who gives a crap?!

My own sense is that last night's debate will be remembered for Lester Holt being Hillary!'s lick-spittle. Too bad, I always liked Holt. Mr. Trump's people will no doubt take some clips from last night and cut ads with them, showing Mr. Trump looking composed and presidential.

So unless Mr. Trump pulled off his pants and slapped his dick down on the podium, and I say, why not? He probably won.

Monday, September 26, 2016

Generational

This HR video about Generation X and the workplace is absolutely correct:

Salient points I think:

-Being stuck between the Boomers and the Millennials.
-Being on one's own as a kid, 'Get out and get going'.
-The Halloween thing, oh god, the Halloween thing.

Me mum went to work when I was nine. I was pretty much on my own until she got home at 5:30. My very first words to her, I mean, before she was even all the way in the door, 'What's for dinner?'

Honestly, not much happened during this three hour window of opportunity for mischief. That would have required, you know, doing stuff. And I wasn't into doing stuff.

Enjoy.

World War 1990: The Final Storm

This thing is 80,000 words and threatening to go to 90,00. For some perspective, the other volumes are 60,000-65,000.

Look for serious action in Europe, some major naval battles, surprise players throwing in and lots of political intrigue.

I still expect to have the rough finished by the end of the month. Then comes the sit period, followed by editing, first on my part, then by the editor. Then proofing, and more proofing.

Hopefully January 2017, just in time for Mr. Trump's inauguration.

Sunday, September 25, 2016

Will's Good Idea for the Week of 9/25/16

Putin's War

This would be a novel about a war between China and Russia with a massive battle along the Sino-Russian border ending with China gaining the upper-hand and overrunning Russian Siberia.

In the first phase the Chinese assault Vladivostok and Khabarovsk and follow up this victory with an amphibious effort against Kamchatka. In the third phase they invade Siberia proper. As Chinese forces advance on Novosibirsk, Irkutsk, etc, Putin decides to go nuclear, stopping the Chinese advance.

China tries to take out Putin by nuking Moscow. Putin retaliates by nuking Beijing and ordering a desperate attack against China's nukes. China launches on warning against the Soviet's....er Russian nukes...

I love this idea, but I don't love the idea of more cabinet meetings, army HQs, etc etc...

Damn its a good idea though...

Friday, September 23, 2016

Referring site of the day

I don't know what to make of this.

Fantage Dairy?

Debate This!

Patrick J. Buchanan, who is set up as a kind of mini-villain in Operation Eastern Storm is also an old Washington political hand, having served in the Nixon and Reagan Administrations. He is also about the sharpest political observers out there. Say what you want about his own politics, and there's a whiff of him in the Trump movement, the man understands how and why people vote.

Today he writes one of the smartest things he has ever written:
The winner of presidential debates is not the one who compiles the most debating points. It is the one whom the audience decides they like, and can be comfortable taking a chance on.
Spot on, Pat. The candidates who go into these events thinking they're debate society meets are the candidates who lose. Ask Algore, who won all the points but came out looking like a menacing, arrogant, jerk. He interrupted W, he always insisted on getting the last word, he would sigh at something he felt was particularly gregarious and he did this:

He also looked smarmy.

So look good Mr. Trump. Look smart and sharp, look like you belong up there. Mr. Trump has been comfortable in front of the camera for decades, including live TV. He is a self possessed businessman, an 80's style master of the universe. I always loved him on The Apprentice.

Hillary!, well....


Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Referring site of the day

Citizen Gunner.

Thanks for stopping by, guys!

Your Nation Sucks, and its Your Fault

Famed economist and Nobel laureate Robert Shiller proposes the abolition of 'nation privilege':

The next revolution will not abolish the consequences of place of birth, but the privileges of nationhood will be tempered. While the rise in anti-immigrant sentiment around the world seems to point in the opposite direction, the sense of injustice will be amplified as communications continue to grow. Ultimately, recognition of wrong will wreak big changes.
For now, this recognition faces strong competition from patriotic impulses, rooted in a social contract among nationals who have paid taxes over the years or performed military service to build or defend what they saw as exclusively theirs. Allowing unlimited immigration would seem to violate this contract.
But the most important steps to address birthplace injustice probably will not target immigration. Instead, they will focus on fostering economic freedom.
There's  lot of economic gobbledygook too, something about factor-price-equalization or some such. It ain't called the dismal science for nothing, folks.

Haven't we been doing this for 20 years or so? I mean, I remember meeting a lot of Iranians in on-line chat rooms, this was back in the late 90's.

Let's move on to this nefarious notion that some nations are bad through no fault of their citizens. In his excellent work, Eat the Rich, PJ O'Rourke (PBUH) tried to answer that question. Cuba and Sweden are both socialist. Why is Cuba a crap-hole and why is Sweden a paradise? O'Rourke figured it all came down to the rule of law.

Mark Steyn noticed that most of the nice places in the world used to have a Union Jack flying over them. The U.S., Canada, New Zealand, Australia. Of course the last three still do. Herr Shiller no doubt believes this is the result of some sort of privilege; no doubt of the white variety. But what, then, about Hong Kong, Singapore, Malaya, India? The only privilege here is that of having once been run by mild-mannered, competent and utterly incorruptible British colonial ministers.

India is an ethno-linguistic hodgepodge that ought to be as conflict riven as your typical African crap-hole, like say, Nigeria.  But its not because since the late 19th century it had been run by a British trained civil service. The Indian National Congress actually began as a trade organization in 1885. Gandhi was a lawyer, after all. The British thought so highly of the Indian governing class they trained that they used them to run the far-flung reaches of the empire. Most British colonies had an Indian run civil service.

Of course, African psycho-leaders in places like Uganda and Kenya upon independence fired the Indians, confiscated their property and exiled them. Black spaces for black people, of course. Hey, look at Detroit!

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Referring Site of the Day

I give you Gigafootball.net.

A news site for football fans. in Russia. Note that's  the short-short wearing fifi international 'futball', not the manly, American NFL.

Anywho, thank's for stopping by.

Tuesday Tally

Best British Generals in historical order:

Marlborough: Won half a dozen battles against Europe's military powerhouse, making Britain a European power.

Wellington: Peninsula Campaign, and of course, Waterloo.

Orde Wingate: Organized the elite and fast special night squads in Palestine, fought the Eye-Ties out of Ethiopia and saw the potential of air power and resupply in Burma dropping five brigades behind Japanese lines.

Lord Gort:  GOC BEF 1940. While the front in France was collapsing, Gort kept his head and retreated to Dunkirk. Held on for ten days while the army was evacuated.

Slim of Burma: Unique in that he lost Burma but stayed on to win it back in command of 14 Army. Good at Imphal, brilliant in the Meiktila campaign.

Robert Thompson: Managed and won the Malay insurgency. His campaigns are closely studied by all who have to fight insurgencies.

And some of the worst...

General Sir William Howe: Slow and slow witted. If he moved with speed and alacrity he could have destroyed Washington in NY.

William Cornwallis: Allowed himself to be led on a wild goose chase through out the American south, sapping his army's strength and laying the groundwork for Yorktown.

Lord Elphenstone:  Got his army destroyed outside Kabul in 1842 through sloth, and mealy mouthed dithering. George MacDonald Frazier's portrayal is great in  the first Flashman book.

Arthur Percival: lost Malaya and Singapore to the Japanese even though he outnumbered them and had highly favorable terrain.

I Dunno...
Garnet Wolsley: The celebrity general of the British Empire, defeated a lot of natives. Not sure he could have whipped the Prussians.

Monty: won a lot but did so slowly. Something about him just bugs me.

Monday, September 19, 2016

The Crackup of the Jet Set Internationale

In Germany Angela Merkel (C, East Germany) has just suffered an embarrassing defeat in Berlin:
Surging nationalist party Alternative fur Deutschland (AfD) was declared the big winner after reaching a high share of votes in notoriously liberal Berlin. Merkel’s CDU, on the other hand, suffered its worst election results in the capital since Germany’s reunification in 1990.
CDU has been losing seats in state assemblies across Germany throughout the year as people show dissatisfaction with Merkel’s open-door immigration stance. CDU dropped almost six points from the election in 2011, finishing with just 17.5 percent of the votes, and will no longer be part of the governing coalition.
In Britain the voters scuppered the globalists plan for a European Britain.

In Israel the voters reelect the Global Elites First International Pariah, Benjamin Netanyahu.

In France, the voters give Marie Le Pen a surge in the polls.

In the Netherlands Geert Wilders surges.

Here in America, Mr. Trump is thrashing Hillary!.

In Canada....well, its very cold up there.

Its almost as if the proles have stopped listening to the jet-set internationale.

And the Ineternationale is doubling down. If you think you were racist before the election, just wait to see how racist you are after they lose the election. They will learn nothing.

Look, guys, as stated before, I'm a small-government, blow the crap out the bastards neo-con. Perle, Faith Wolfowitz, Kristol, you name 'em. But after Mr. Trump's evisceration of same I thought, maybe us neo-con types are doing something wrong.

I dunno.

Metal Monday

Confessions of a Metal Head

I'm a metal head. I started in 1987, the first metal album I bought was White Snake, Slide it In. Before that Van Halen's 5150, but I never thought of them as a metal band.

By the the spring of 1988 I was growing my hair long and listening to metal. By the fall of 1989 I had a mop of hair in my face, later a mullet and a black metal T-shirt for everyday of the week. By December though, things were changing.

You see, this cute little blonde said I should get an earring. My parents, sensing a rare opportunity, said if I wanted an earring the hair would have to go. That Xmas the hair duly came off. In the spring my wardrobe changed a lot and by the fall o 1990 I was dressing more like a hippie than a metal head. A lot of ripped jeans, some tie-dye. I actually started to look like the lead singer of a 70's era classic rock band.

By senior year my hair was short and I wore a lot of long sleeve tees. I was a pretty good looking kid if I don't say so myself.

So the metal hasn't always been thriving for me. That said, even when I was looking respectable I was still buying GnR, Metallica. Heck, my soundtrack to 1990 was Led Zeppelin.

When Metal blew up, like everyone else I listened to Grunge. I never liked Nirvana, but man, Pearl Jam was a metalhead's salvation. Same with Sound Garden and Alice in Chains.

When Grunge fell I walked away from rock and 1995 was the last year MTV was important to me. Man was I getting off that train at the right time. I turned to classical, but lo and behold, the classical I liked was heavy, Tchaikovsky, Mendelssohn, etc etc.

In the winter of 2001, when I was looking for some heavy music, Metal was still there. In 2003 I was listening to Zeppelin everyday, and in 2006, just as the Metal revival was really kicking in, I was back. I saw Maiden twice that year, AC/DC three times.

Metal was back and so was I.

Sunday, September 18, 2016

Edit This

Via my FBF Kathy Shaidle we see this monstrosity:

Editing, at ts highest level, is surely a creative act. I don’t know that Ellen would have used such language; she told me once that her task was simply to read attentively, to bring the full weight of her concentration to bear on a book. But Ellen’s concentration was a kind of genius, a sensitivity to a work and what it wanted to become. Her editing method was somewhat legendary: Ellen would examine every sentence, word by word, questioning if what was being achieved was in the book’s interest, or the author’s interest, or neither. Ellen liked to work in conversation with her authors—literally. We spoke on the phone almost daily for months, sometimes five days a week, usually for roughly five or six hours at a time.

He goes on to talk about an endless editing process and uses the word 'we' a lot. What is this, a therapeutic show on the WE network?

I have a couple of proofers. I had one editor for my fiction. Her job was to tell me where the comas go, what should be capitalized, etc and without question I clicked the 'accept changes' button, for she knew this stuff far better than I. But the effort was not collaborative. It was my novel, and make no mistake, dear reader, everything that is in my novels is in my novels because I want it to be in my novels. Period. I'll never, ever, submit to a trad publisher. Why? Because I like to be in charge.

You should strive to have woman editors. Editing is a detail oriented task and as all us married men have found out, women are detail oriented. This is why they spend all afternoon shopping for just the right garbage can to match the shower curtain. This is why they hear the leaky faucet and you don't. This is why they spent half an hour on their hair while you can simple run your hand through it and say, 'OK'.

That said, never, ever let a female editor try to tell you what should be in your military-techno-men's-adventure book. They'll get all hung up on what kind of tea the protagonist is drinking and why he chose that kind of tea; is there something in his past this reminds him of? Seriously, you guys, and do hetero American men drink tea anyway? They're telling you, 'But why did he choose the earl grey?' and you'll be thinking, Because I'm a Star Trek fan and earl grey is the only kind of tea I've ever heard of because I'm a heterosexual American man and I drink coffee....you know, she really has nice tits....

Which isn't to say I don't take suggestions. Said editor urged me to spice things up with the A Line through the Desert sequel; arguing that the novel should be about this married couple who have a lot of hot married couple sex. I agree. When the sequel does come out, and no, I have no idea when THAT will happen. When you read the book, make sure your kids are fast asleep and you're spouse awake and rested. Keep some Viagra handy [TMI -ed].

Now, with Pershing in Command my agent and her talented editor have spent all summer going over things, editing and suggesting what needs to be clarified, added, can we characterize some of these officers, etc, etc...I'd send the MS, they'd  make notes and send it back, and make the changes, they'd add more notes...and whamo! We have a much better MS. These weren't six hour confabs.

To quote Rick McGinnis on Kathy Shaidle's FB post, 'That's not an editor. That's a co-writer.

Or a woman.

Wills Good Idea for the Week of 18 September, 2016

A Ride through Mexico:

This would be a novel about the chase for Poncho Villa. Act one is the set up. Character intro and such. Act two the Battle of Columbus. Act three the pursuit into Mexico culminating in the battle of Parral where an American cavalry company shot its way out of an ambush. The epilogue would show the U.S. Army skulking out of Mexico.

A Ride through Mexico would focus on one character without all the jumping from scene to scene I usually write about. Along the way the reader could meet John J. Pershing, George Patton (who actually got into an old fashioned wild west gun fight in Mexico) and a host of other.

Damn, a good idea.

But who has the time?

Saturday, September 17, 2016

You Look Like a Slut

This story about a young teacher inappropriately dressed  hits on one of my peeves, discussed here before. That is, the inability of teachers/profs to dress likes professionals. Go ahead and click over guys, its nice.

No, sweatie, you are not properly dressed. Look, when your a young woman it impossible to completely tamp down one's sexuality. I see this in my kid's show's all the time, hello Descendants!
That said, honey, you are wearing a dress appropriate for the 3rd date, not work, certainly not work in an elementary school.

I think I know what's going on here. Somewhere on staff, is a Ta Diggs or maybe even, dare I say it, an Idris Elba:

Of course, this is a problem I've often had myself.

Friday, September 16, 2016

Friday Updates

Ok, folks....

World War 1990: The Final Storm is now 75,000 words and on track for the rough to be done by the end of the month.

The agent has Pershing in Command and is getting a prop together.

The Pershing's War 1919 game is also nearly complete. Next assignment a grand operational game about the next Israel-Hezbollah War.

Since we're not writing any history our brain is restless and unfocused but we really don't want to start a new mag article.

Oh!...and my weight is on the verge of dropping into the 230's, not bad considering this time last year I was 265. That's pounds, not stone, for all you Limey reader(s) out there.

Thursday, September 15, 2016

Trumpzilla

Well that's was interesting.

Between Mr. Trump finally getting his feet under him, Hillary!'s 'deplorable' remark, and her syphilis induced neurological health crisis, Mr. Trump has surged.

Just this morning we learn that he is +6 in the LA Times Poll, ahead in Fl, OH, NV, IA...

But let us backtrack.

There is a line of thinking that Hillary!'s deplorables remark is actually working for her, driving a wedge in the Trump camp. Please. It has totally backfired. It took them, what 36 hours to produced a great ad with the remark. You'd have to be sipping martinis on the banks of the Potomac while a Mexican waiter brings you champagne, caviar and fa-goi (I'm not bothering with the spelling) to believe that. You'd have to be Jennifer Rubin. Jesus wept, and I used to read her everyday.

Insulting half the electorate is NEVER a good idea.

But let us not kid ourselves. On part of Mr. Trump's rise is due to Hillary! being the worst person ever. The man has run a great campaign the last three weeks or so. The Mexico trip, his Michigan visit yesterday, this paid leave idea...even before the weekend he was closing in.

I don't know why anyone is surprised. He sliced through the GOP's best candidates with ease. Bush, Rubio, Cruz, Kasich...today Mr. Trump drinks the classiest champagne from their political skulls.

Now two weeks ago the word was Hillary was going to run out the clock. In the American NFL we call this the prevent defense. The idea is that the defense drops back, gives up small plays so it can stop the big ones. This never works, but there's no dissuading NFL coaches from this strategy. The prevent defense prevents you from winning. Foreign readers should look up 'John Elway + The Drive' to see what I mean.

Now she can't do that. She has to come out, be active, shake things up. The problem is she can't do that. She's a physical wreck suffering from some sort of neurological disorder, post concussion syndrome and syphilis. Independent of all this Hillary! has just not aged well. Not all of us do. My father-in-law is 70 and wheel chair bound. When my grandfather was 70 my sister and I could pass for his children. Such is the genetic lottery.

The thinking also was that Hillary! could make Mr. Trump screw up in the debates. Again, the man has utterly annihilated well thought of, seasoned politicians in 20 debates. Does anyone think he's really going to be rattled in debate # 21?

Hillary! needs to come up with some ideas, but she can't do that. Hillary! doesn't have ideas, other than Hillary!

Hillary! needs to attack Trump, but what can she say about him that isn't also true of Hillary!? What, he treats women badly? Oh I know, shady business dealings! How 'bout his foreign policy ideas? Yeah, Hillary really wants to have a debate on Iraq, Syria, Libya....what difference does it make?

Look folks, I'm a Rubio man. I hold no truck with Mr. Trump. But Mr. Trump has tapped into something. Coupled with the fact that Hillary! is the worst person in the world, heck, he's in great shape.

I wonder how Melania will decorate the White House.

Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Appropriate This

Writing military fiction I run into this line of thinking every now and again:

Ms. Shriver criticized as runaway political correctness efforts to ban references to ethnicity, gender or sexual orientation from Halloween celebrations, or to prevent artists from drawing on ethnic sources for their work. Ms. Shriver, the author of 13 novels, who is best known for her 2003 book, “We Need to Talk About Kevin,” was especially critical of efforts to stop novelists from cultural appropriation. She deplored critics of authors like Chris Cleave, an Englishman, for presuming to write from the point of view of a Nigerian girl in his best-selling book “Little Bee.”
I've been told a few times by vets that I had no business writing about, say, the Battle of 73 Easting. That's right, you were at the Battle of 73 Easting and I wasn't.

We call this is fiction. To paraphrase Ms. Shriver, by this standard, A Line through the Desert would have been about an 18 year kid on his suburban cul-de-sac. I know, I'll write an entire novel about a middle aged college professor with three little girls! Heh, I could write a novel about what it's like to be white and middle-aged in northern New Jersey.

Falling asleep yet? I know I am. Lemm tell you, its pretty damn boring and that's the way I like it. Got the kids off to school....going to the grocery store later...maybe I'll make fish tacos instead of chicken teriyaki...just remembered, gotta stop by the Post Office...wanna finish the second season of Tyrant tonight...

Look, all literary critics are useless, but this particular brand of 'you weren't there' critic is particularly loathsome; especially disgruntled jerks who like to lard up my Amazon reviews.

Really, fuck you. And if you got a problem with that, I'm easy to find.

General Powell

Throughout World War 1990 we have portrayed General Colin Powell as mild mannered, confident, self assured and reasonable. This at least fits with his public persona during Desert Storm. There was something so lethal in the way he said of Saddam's army, 'We're going to cut of its head, and then we're going to kill it.

Time and again in the World War series, General Powell simply assess the situation and tells the president the truth. Its been a real pleasure to write about him, and even something of an honor.

'I serve at the discretion of the president,' he used to day as secretary of state.

Just so.

He was already something of a celebrity before Desert Storm. After the war he became, and remains one of the most respected living Americans.

Which means it was always nuts for Hillary! to try to drag him into here whole email disaster. Check this out:

“I told her staff three times not to try that gambit. I had to throw a mini tantrum at a Hampton’s party to get their attention. She keeps tripping into these ‘character’ minefields,” Powell lamented. He noted that he had tried to settle the matter by meeting with Clinton aide Cheryl Mills in August.
Who are these goddamn people? When someone like Colin Powell 'throws a mini tantrum' this should get their attention, perhaps cause one to reconsider what one is doing, maybe get out of town for a while. Or I should say, who do these goddamn people think they are? Cheryl Mills, Huma Abadin, they're political lickspittles. At the center of power? Please. To the Clinton's everyone is disposable. Just ask the long list of people they've stepped on and discarded during the last 25 years.

I hope its worth it.





Monday, September 12, 2016

Replacing the Pneumatic Epileptic

Rumor has it that the Democrat National Committee is having a super-double secret meeting to talk about potentially replacing Hillary!

This is patently ridiculous. As if the Clintons would relinquish their grip on the Democrat Party for a such a thing to happen.

You don't run a brazen money laundering operation of the breadth, scale  and brazenness of the Clinton Foundation only to step aside because its unlikely you'll reach the end of your term in office. Can't you people see that we owe this to Hillary!?

That said, this is a fun intellectual exercise, so let's try to play this out.

Who replaces Hillary!?

Let's start with the obvious-

-Tim Kaine: Though the #2 man on the ticket, Senator Kaine DQs for being a white, heterosexual male.

-Joe Biden: Also DQs.

-Elizabeth Warren: A woman from a NE state who also checks the Native American box on the affirmative action form as she pretends to be Cherokee. Personally I'm hoping for this one, only so I can meet her and say, 'Me white man, trade big wompum.'

-Bernie Sanders: DQs as well. Sorry, but the Democrat Party of 2016 is not going to nominate al-yahud, no matter how much he loves Stalin and Mao.

Gavin Newsom: Mayor of SF. Gay and loving it! Hampered though by being a white male. He is from San Francisco. Being that most male Dems are too, this helps him.

Less obvious-

Andrew Cuomo: Gov of NY and a Clinton man: Seems competent. He's getting the new Tappan Zee Bridge built, which stuns the hell out of me. [Why doesn't he DQ? -ed]. AC doesn't DQ because Italians ain't white. Too bad, really. I voted for his daddy and I might actually vote him. This would also give us an excuse to dig out our old Vote for Cuomo, he's no homo! bumper stickers. Sorry, you're just going to have to google that one.

Bill Richardson: Another Clinton man, mostly did their bidding. Can check the all important 'Chicano' box on the affirmative action form. Endorsed Barry in '08 so its hard to think the Clintons would forgive something like that. Also, he's a complete fucking moron. I mean, back in Mexico he'd be selling trinkets to rich Americans in Cabo.

Deval Patrick: Two term governor of MA. Black. Possible, but the feminist killjoys (I know, is there any other kind?) would scream that its their turn.

Way out there-

Chelsea!: Oh hell, why not? She's 36, just think of the bio. Stepping in for old and inform mom, braving the campaign with two young children at her ($10 million) home. Don't let the fact that she has no experience and no policy chops whatsoever put you off. When did the Democrat Party ever care about THAT?

Metal Monday

Post 9/11 kicking Muslim Butt edition:

People of Earth, I give you:

Ahhhh Iron Eagle. Yeah, yeah, I know. Still its a lot of fun and God Bless Queen.

Twenty Five years ago I was listening to this sound track everyday. Queen does a song here for Iron Eagle, but also Highlander.

Check out Brian May's solo at about 3:00. It has a heroic feel, an almost operatic feel to it. Then he just hammers the listener.

Back then, when I was 18 mind you, I was writing about galactic alliances and such. I've held on to a few of the ideas I had and got them in print. Anywho with the One Vision opening I used to see helicopters rising out from a hill, the morning sun behind them. Very Apocalypse Now, I know. That massive sword fight in the middle, well that used to make me think of space dreadnoughts trading fire, one volley after another.

The interesting thing about Queen was their ability to adapt. In the early 70's they sound like a guitar driven classic rock band. By the end of the decade they're heavily influenced by Disco. By the mid-80s they sound kind of metal. Which was no fluke. Brian May is on my top ten guitar players list. Heavy was always in them, oh stop snickering.

Queen also has a special place in my generation's heart. Well, you know:

Before Wayne's World one only heard Bohemian Rhapsody on the musty classic rock stations, 92.3 and 102.7 in the NY metro area. As it happened Freddie Mercury died a few months before this came out, so this was kind of his swan song cum tribute. Yes, my friends and I drove around in my 86 Celica doing this. Heck, we do it when DJ's play the song at weddings.

Fuck yeah, who says the gays can't rock?

Sunday, September 11, 2016

15 On

Fifteen years after September 11th the West is in strategic and cultural retreat.

Europe takes in a flood of 800,000 Muslim men and blames itself for the pike in sexual assaults. Meanwhile towns approve Islamist plans for skyline dominating Islamist Mosques. The elite of NYC castigates New Yorkers for objecting to a Mosque across the street from Ground Zero. Muslim culture in America thinks itself the main victim of 9/11. Mr. Trump says we should halt immigration from the Islamic World. Those same elites who love the idea of a 9/11 Victory Mosque are positively scandalized by his remarks.

Islamic terror is now a regular feature in Europe and even the United States.

Iran has swindled us all and will soon have nuclear weapons, unless the Israelis stop them. Which they will. Obama's indifference drives Saudi Arabia and Israel together against the common threat.

In the Middle East the strategic situation is not bad.

The so called Arab Spring had the effect of removing the sclerotic regimes of Egypt, Libya, et al and removing the regions mask. American forces engage ISIS in Iraq and Syria and continue to fight the Taliban in Afghanistan. The Israelis have fought four wars against Islamist groups and won resounding victories in three of them. Israel's development of wonders like Iron Dome, Trophy, etc is astounding.

That said, germane to a few previous posts, were people in 1956 debating what to do with about the Germans and the Japanese.

I recall and episode of Huntley-Brinkley in 1995 in which William F. George proclaimed, 'The world is so much better off than it was 15 years ago.'

Not true today, is it?

15 Minus a Few

One of the weird things about September 11th was how vapid and pointless the previous months seemed.

This was Time Magazine's Summer of the Shark, where a series of shark attacks was all the news as little else was happening. Corey Widmer a linemen for the Minnesota Vikings dropped dead in training camp.

The big political story was Congressman Gary Condit and his affair with the missing intern Chandra Levy. Bush had recently taken a trip to Mexico for a conference with el Presidente Vicente Fox. Domestically he was trying to sort out the whole fetal stem cell debate. The President's big crisis of the year was the mid air collision of an American aircraft with Chinese fighter jet. The last series of polls before 9/11 showed Bush with approval ratings of 57, 52 and 55.

Like I said, vapid and pointless.

We knew it then too.


15

I'm wondering what people were doing and thinking on December 7th 1956.

A sampling one supposes:

The NFL was just starting to matter nationally, the NY Giants were the first football celebrities and had just one their first NFL championship. The Super Bowl was still a dozen years away.

The Yankees and Dodgers had just played an epic World Series that saw Don Larson throw a perfect game.

The NBA was underground.

Rock and Roll was booming, but it was still American. It was all Elvis and Chuck Barry and Jerry Lee Lewis. No Brits yet.

Speaking of, that year the Brits had just been humiliated by Eisenhower in their Suez debacle.

The Cold War was in full swing.

TV was the new, hot technology.

We were in the middle of a baby boom, Its not as if that generation didn't know about birth control. Every last one of the 12 million men in WWII were issued condoms with their K rations. These people had babies by choice, as if it was an end unto itself. For all the talk of post war prudishness, the teen pregnancy rate was some like 100 per 1000 people. Today its about 25. That generation liked sex and had lots of it.

60 percent of America smoked.

The Civil Rights movement was getting into full swing.

We actually deported Illegal Mexicans, see Operation Wetback. That said, Latin music was all the rage. In fact, the most popular show on TV was about Lucy and Ricky, an inter-racial couple.

My grandmother in Kansas got a really great spaghetti sauce recipe from an Italian woman who married  GI. Italians were the put upon latin demo of the age.

No one was giving a thought to Japan and Germany. Heck, Lucy took a hilarious trip to Italy. Try going to Afghanistan, see how that goes.

Friday, September 9, 2016

Friday Updates

Ok, folks, so World War 1990: The Final Storm is 70,000 words. I'm expecting a rough draft at the end of the month. Of course I also expect my daughters to listen to me....so we'll see.

The agent tells me they're about ready to pitch the Pershing MS and have a publisher in mind.

Centauri is progressing slower than I had thought, mostly because the Final Storm is taking a lot of mental energy. When its worked out, Centauri ought to pick up.

Also, why Pershing's War: 1919 war game is nearing completion, and the editor says he wants Lebanon 2017 next. So here we go.

On a sales note, I was compiling the 2015 data yesterday and had no idea I was selling as well as I am in Australia. Example 33, 24, 41, 38 for monthly total book sales. Not bad for a nation of 20 million or so.

Friday Flags

Normandy Edition:

 They look good together, don't they?

Thursday, September 8, 2016

C-in-C F and JC

I didn't watch the Commander in Chief forum last night. It doesn't matter if I watch.

But Jonathan Chait did. The results are impressive:

The shock, for me, was the realization that most Americans inhabit a very different news environment than professional journalists. I not only consume a lot of news, since it’s my job, I also tend to focus on elite print-news sources. Most voters, and all the more so undecided voters, subsist on a news diet supplied by the likes of Matt Lauer. And the reality transmitted to them from Lauer matches the reality of the polls, which is a world in which Clinton and Trump are equivalently flawed.
Chait once made news bragging about how proud he was to hate George W. Bush. Chaitred, it came to be called.

The great Hugh Hewitt once referred to three kinds of journalists, the talented and serious (Gerg Djerjian), the talented and un-serious (Andrew Sullivan) and the untalented and un-serious (Jonathan Chait.

That's right, John, most people aren't all consumed by their hatreds. Most people don't spend all their time reading news, watching news, receiving news Tweets. Most of us have jobs, families. For example, today was my middle girl's first day of first grade. I was kind of interested in that. Later I'm mowing the lawn before going to the store to pick up what I'm making for dinner.

You see, John, most of us get our news in little snippets, a blurb on the radio here, a headline on Yahoo News there.

Your column, there Johnnie boy, is really about you. And what you have to say is shocking. I realized that most people don't think about politics much when I was 22. That was 1995.

What took you so long?

He's right about one thing. Matt Lauer is a moron. Nice to see it working for my side for a change.

Wednesday, September 7, 2016

Battle Extraordinaire

Notes on GoT- The Battle of the Bastards:

I thought this was well done and unique from other battle portrayals in GoT. It didn't feel like the Battle of Blackwater, and it didn't feel like the Battle of the White Walkers.

The scene where we follow John Snow through the battle is very cinematic-ally interesting, the next step, I think in the evolution from Braveheart's 1 second  clips.

They did something else very interesting. Over the course of the battle we see bodies piling up until they make mole-hills. Actual bodies don't do his. What's happening here, I think, is the writers decided to film the battle as it would one day be portrayed by the bards of Westeros, who would no doubt make a big deal of Ramsey's archers piling the bodies so high they became mountains. Some chroniclers of the famous 1415 Battle of Agincourt did exactly that.

Another Agincourt parallel, the Archers drop their bows and run into the fight.

Oh, and the forces of the Vail arriving at the end, why that's the Prussians at Waterloo.

Getting Warmer

Just in time for my work on the Centauri stories:

Currently named Proxima b, the planet is about the same size as Earth — approximately 1.3 sizes larger — and seems to have liquid water among a mostly rocky terrain. The find is not only incredible because of its similarity to Earth, but also the fact that it's near the star, Proxima Centauri, closest to our sun. Scientists have yet to determine whether or not the planet has an atmosphere, which would be crucial for life to survive there.
This is incredible news, I think.

Then there is this:

Scientists detected a strong signal in space, but is it alien life or just noise?
The signal, which was detected by a Russian radio telescope, could potentially be produced by some sort of extraterrestrial civilization, but there's no current way to confirm that.
The signal comes from the star HD164595, which is about 95 light-years away and it's 99% of the size of our sun. It also has at least one planet, HD164595b, which is believed to be the size of Neptune and has 40-day years.
 It's almost as if there is momentum toward the discovery of alien life.

Of course, in To Defend the Earth, the Jai come from Epsilon Eridani and in To Survive the Earth, we learn more of them are making the 12 light year journey. Speaking of, TStE has its first review, and lets just say, I still got it:
Very well-written, established characters, engaging action, intriguing premise, compelling themes, and a terrifying enemy that is not at all unlike us.
So read up!

While you still can...

Tuesday, September 6, 2016

Tuesday Tally: Be All That You Can Be Edition

The top Armies in American History:

The Army of the Mexican War: In the north, this army marched into parched, desolate country and defeated Mexican forces on their home turf. Zachary Taylor  was a fine, solid sort. On the coast, Winfield Scott marched his troops deep into hostile territory, lived off the land and took their capitol.

The Army of Northern Virginia: While it had suffered devastating losses at the brigade and regimental commander lever, the ANV was filled with tough, grizzled vets accustomed to hard living. Robert E. Lee was a master of maneuver, understood that he had to always hold the initiative, and did so being being almost impossibly aggressive.

The Army of the West: Sherman's mirror image veterans, tough, Midwestern used to hard living. They had come through some ferocious battles: Shiloh, Chickamauga, Chattanooga, etc...and could live off the land. They actually seemed to enjoy the March to the Sea. General Sherman was a brilliant tactician,out-maneuvering the CSA in the Atlanta campaign.

The Army of Desert Storm: General Schwarzkopf was the US Army's culmination of maneuver and air-land battle doctrine. He led the best trained, equipped and motivated troops in U.S. military history.

And the worst:

The Continental Army: Lost more than it won. Badly supplied, had a habit of melting away in the winter time and usually filled with the dregs of Colonial society.

The American Expeditionary Force: Faulty training, 'open warfare' doctrine got a lot of men killed, organized in massive, hard to maneuver, harder to supply 28,000 man divisions. Pershing was wrong about almost everything.

The army of the Korean War, 1950: under-trained and equipped and living the high life in Japan.

The 1970's Army: Suffering tremendous morale problems after Vietnam, wracked by drugs and racial issues, using equipment that dated back to the 1950s. Couldn't have stopped the Soviets. The army of Harold Ramis and Bill Murray.

Honorable Mention:

The National Army 1898-1902: 75,000 men recruited specifically to fight  the Philippine Insurgency. Led by officers with vast experience fighting Indians and administering conquered territory, both Indian and Confederate. Armed with the highly accurate Krag Rifle.

One Year On No

So, why doesn't the self proclaimed 'author and adjunct professor of history' no longer write about adjunct professoring?

Easy, I'm no longer an adjunct professor.

Ok, why?

Well it all started about two years ago....

Look, I actually wrote a couple of long posts about this issue, but I decided not to publish them. I don't see the point in delivering a blow by blow, meeting by meeting account. What good can come of it? Its not good for the department or the college. It's not good for me. Why be that way?

That said there's nothing ethically wrong with a limited overview.

Generally speaking I was not being fairly treated by the department. This involved several issues pertaining to the rights of adjuncts (none) vs the rights of tenured professors (absolute). None of that is secret or particularly controversial.

Matters of politics also factor in (personal and political), as does departmental incompetence. Also, I never did get straight answers to some of my questions.

All this culminated in some ugly confrontations and general unpleasantness in which, unbeknownst to them, I held the advantage. Unlike most adjuncts (all the horror stories you hear are true) I could walk away.

And I did.

Was any of this my fault? Of course not! Aside from my being a hot-head and generally confrontational to begin with. I fought very hard, went down with my guns blazing and did damage. Oh believe me, this cost them some hit points.

It has now been a year since I set foot in a classroom. Too bad, I love the job.

As noted above I wrote two very long posts about the matter and stand by every word. Where truth is a defense they are libel proof.

So why not publish?

We have moved on.

Besides, maybe they'll come to their senses.








Monday, September 5, 2016

Metal Monday

Irish Sellout Edition

In 2008 I saw AC/DC three times on tour. Each time my favorite new band opened. The first time, I was thinking, yeah, come on do your set and let the big boys on stage.

This was them and this was the song:


I've been a fan ever since. Sounds like Zeppelin without ripping Zeppelin, don't it.

Their first album, Rise, was good.

Here's another one from Rise:



Their second album, Everyday Demons was better:

Well, this evening I got a note from them on FB:

The new The Answer album Solas is a contemporary, uplifting rock album, channelling the band’s Irish roots to deliver a bold new sound.

I'm terrified.

Fear the Breaking Bad

I've seen a few episodes of Fear the Walking Dead.

Now, my understanding was that Fear the Walking Dead was supposed to be about the outbreak. The first season was but now, here we are again, Armageddon has come and we're following survivors in the aftermath.

It reminds me of when NBC started Law & Order: Vincent D'nofrio, with the promise that this would be Law & Order from the suspects POV. Half a dozen episodes we were in the same old police procedural slog.

Why, I ask, why?

Someone at AMC, I think thought: I know, we'll redo Breaking Bad but with Zombies!

That is, they've taken the Southwestern look and feel of Breaking Bad.

How much you wanna bet one of those celebrity zombies is Brian Cranston?

Sunday, September 4, 2016

Election Feels

I've been thinking a bit about the election 2008.

That year a new, different candidate came out of nowhere to defeat Hillary! and then John McCain.

I speak about Barrack Hussein Obama, of course.

Now the interesting about 2008 is John McCain. Going into September he led by 3 or 4 points and the Party of Jefferson Davis was becoming concerned. It is possible, I think that McCain could have won if not for a single event. The Financial Crisis. As the crisis unfolded I watched his lead shrink from three to two to one to zero; followed by Obama's taking the lead. He never relinquished said lead.

Other than the crisis, McCain faced a yuuge problem. He was a man out of his time. McCain's year was 2000. Did he blow it in the primaries against Bush? I guess, but honestly I don't know how he could have beaten the establishment colossus. Senator McCain, whom I voted for and even donated the max, would have walloped Algore, say 53-45? The man was a national hero.

2008 was HIllay!'s  year and she royally blew it, counting on her establishment status and huge war chest to outlast Obama. After he basically won the Super-Tuesday round of primaries, Hillary! had no plan.

My main point here is that this election feels like 2008. Hillary! was decently ahead at one point, but that lead has evaporated and Mr. Trump seems to be ahead 3-4  points.

What's the event that catapulted Trump? Hillary! is the event. The almost daily revelations, new emails found, the FBI notes, Huma's Mulsim brotherhood status. etc etc...heck Anthony Wiener, If Bill Clinton had a son, he'd look like Anthony Wiener.

Hillary! and the party apparatchiks looked terrified. I know I was in 2008.

Usually caveats apply, of course! But man, it doesn't look good for Hillary!.

Friday, September 2, 2016

They Built it Alright

Yeah, this sucks, on We Built This City:
The original song was… a very dark song about how club life in L.A. was being killed off and live acts had no place to go. A producer named Peter Wolf—not the J. Geils Peter Wolf, but a big-time pop guy and Austrian record producer—got ahold of the demo and totally changed it.… If you heard the original demo, you wouldn't even recognize the song.

Ok, I bought the tape, I liked the song. Of course I was 12. What's MTV's excuse for ranking it the #2 video of 1985:

 Holy God.

Of course Jefferson Airplane/Starship has really sixties era LSD fueled counter-culture credibility. Grace slick tells us:

The Starship, I hated. Our big hit single, “We Built This City,” was awful.… I felt like I'd throw up on the front row, but I smiled and did it anyway. The show must go on.

Which is fine. Send me a big enough check I'll write vampire lit.

Any takers?

Friday Flag

Stars and Bars Edition.

Via my Great Barrington neighbor.

It really is a good looking flag.